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More Klingon Programmers

9 February 2004 — 1-minute read

Inspired by the original list of Klingon Programmers sayings, I hunted around the web and found a few more that are worth mentioning:

  1. C++? That is for children. A Klingon Warrior uses only machine code, keyed in on the front panel switches in raw binary.
  2. Klingon multitasking systems do not support “time-sharing”. When a Klingon program wants to run, it challenges the scheduler in hand-to-hand combat and owns the machine.
  3. Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!

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A true Klingon warrior never comments his code!