More Klingon Programmers
9 February 2004 — 1-minute read
Inspired by the original list of Klingon Programmers sayings, I hunted around the web and found a few more that are worth mentioning:
- C++? That is for children. A Klingon Warrior uses only machine code, keyed in on the front panel switches in raw binary.
- Klingon multitasking systems do not support “time-sharing”. When a Klingon program wants to run, it challenges the scheduler in hand-to-hand combat and owns the machine.
- Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!
1 Sep 2006
A true Klingon warrior never comments his code!
28 Mar 2007